{"id":39,"date":"2010-02-18T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T22:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dorantes.mx\/hugo\/2010\/02\/chiste-como-hacer-feliz-a-durango\/"},"modified":"2018-05-22T17:28:04","modified_gmt":"2018-05-22T22:28:04","slug":"chiste-como-hacer-feliz-a-durango","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/2010\/02\/18\/chiste-como-hacer-feliz-a-durango\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiste: Como hacer feliz a Durango"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Este chiste me llego por v\u00eda email, espero les guste:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><b><span style=\"color: navy; font-size: 14pt;\">En un avi\u00f3n &#8230;<\/span><\/b><\/em><b><i><span style=\"color: navy; font-size: 14pt;\"><br \/><em><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>De  repente el&nbsp;GOBERNADOR GAY HERNANDEZ DERAS dice <\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&#8211;  Voy a lanzar un billete de 500 para hacer feliz a una Familia !<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>DISIPULO  DEL GAY HERRERA CALDERA le corrige y dice:<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&#8211;  Se\u00f1or Presidente, mejor lance 5 billetes de 100 y feliz hace as\u00ed a 5  familias<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&nbsp;<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>En eso MINI  GAY ESTEBAN VILLEGAS, para no quedarse atr\u00e1s dice:<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&#8211;  En ese caso, lance 10 billetes de 50 y feliz hace as\u00ed a 10 familias!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span>Finalmente  PADRE GAY JORGE MEADE:<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&#8211; \u00a1No!, Aviente 25  billetes de a 20 y Ser\u00e1n felices 25 familias !!!!!!!!!<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span>En  eso voltea el piloto y les dice:<\/span><\/em><br \/><em><span>&#8211; Y \u00bfPor qu\u00e9  no se lanzan los cuatro a chingar A su madre y HACEN FELIZ A TODO  DURANGO?<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><center>   <\/p>\n<table border=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"width: 400px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"400\"><i><center><b>Escuchando:<\/b> Yngwie Malmsteen &#8211; Allegro<br \/><\/center><\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Este chiste me llego por v\u00eda email, espero les guste: En un avi\u00f3n &#8230;&nbsp;De repente el&nbsp;GOBERNADOR GAY HERNANDEZ DERAS dice &#8211; Voy a lanzar un&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hugo.dorantes.mx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}